I take my little nice and nephew places (actually they're my cousin's kids, I don't know whay that makes them to me) . my niece is the sassiest little 12 year old you've ever met. I took her too a museum once (she's so eager to learn, but her dad is an uncultured Neanderthal) a lady approached us and asked how she knows me. Now I didn't know this was a thing people do, and I didn't know it happens to her father on occasion, little still did I know that my brother found out and gave get a few choice phrases to pick from. The little shit has the sweetest smile on her face and excitedly says "we just met". The lady and I both look at her in utter horror, she then proceeds to bust out laughing, while gasping "he's my uncle". Other phrases since then have included "don't know don't care, he had candy" and my favorite "help". My brother is a dickhead of legendary proportions.