When the bitch falls asleep on you. Real awkward sitting there in bed with a half chub next to a naked broad I just ate out and finger-fucked to orgasm as part of the foreplay.

Waking her up was the most awkward thing I've ever done in my life. I tend to rehearse things in my head a lot which made the awkwardness even worse.

Honestly, there's something about sex to me that's just awkward. Maybe it's being naked in a room with someone else, I don't know. Maybe I'm asexual. I find masturbating enjoyable but sex...eh. It wasn't as big of a deal as I had made it up to be in my head as a youngster. It's just sex. You're basically jamming your fleshy rod into the fleshy opening of another human to shoot DNA into them.