Late to the party but
Read all of these to get familiar with Reddit's history.
All credit to /u/ThrowCarp
Today you, tommorrow me:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_hitchhiker/c18z0z2
Single mom in the snow:
Streetlight LeMoose:
Fake language:
http://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/me5e9/american_censorship_day_stand_up_for/c30c7il
Rotten Anus:
Broken Arms/No return/Wrestling: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ryfnu/iama_25_year_old_gay_man_who_has_been_in_a/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mt4f7/i_am_a_man_who_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with/
Disabled Children's Parents:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sl93q/get_out_the_throwaways_dear_parents_of_disabled/
Peeping Territorial Wars:
r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content:
http://www.reddit.com/r/A858DE45F56D9BC9/comments/k96b1/201109081949/c2igpiv?context=1
Cumbox:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2
Follow the Arrows:
Dorritos Story:
Please don't ask me how I managed to take this picture:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls
It went okay/context:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn67j/i_hear_my_house_mate_masturbating_should_i_walk/
Life-ruining Secrets:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/
How much of yourself could you eat?:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/136t8c/theoretically_how_much_of_yourself_could_you_eat/
Decomposing Octopus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12vs5a/how_do_i_remove_the_smell_of_decomposing_octopus/
SAP on a Bus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u53q3/help_a_sap_so_im_in_a_bus_right_now_and_this_very/
Jolly Ranchers:
Rectal Explosion:
7 years of cis-gender loss:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4kp11w
On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight:
Shitfisting Potatoes:
Hambeasts:
Wednesday the Cat:
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/16x4i8/i_have_an_alternative_relationship_with_my_cat/
Reddit turned Spanish:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/
Cuils Theory:
http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7da5i/police_raids_reveal_baby_farms/c06cqxb
Wadsworth Constant:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kxfxy/and_so_ends_20_years_of_frustration/c2o1cyy?context=3
Wannamaker finds his mom:
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/8foey/finally_going_to_try_and_call_my_birth_mother/
Randall Monroe's family reunion:
http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7tgrd/the_electromagnetic_spectrum_pic/c07czns
First ever comment:
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/17913/reddit_now_supports_comments/c51
Ask A Rapist (purged)/Sample Archive/Aftermath Lecture:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/x6yef/reddits_had_a_few_threads_about_sexual_assault/
http://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/xf5c2/
Fuck the colourblind:
http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldanarchists/comments/1d5e3p/this_flower_knows_whats_up/
Biggest Douchebag:
Maid running late:
Science-based, 100% dragon MMO:
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/p1ssv/dear_internet_im_a_26_year_old_lady_whos_been/
Novelty Accounts, Assemble!:
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/
Tom Cruise:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wp3w5/which_famous_person_needs_to_come_out_already/
Karma Holocaust:
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uxee8/when_i_found_out_i_can_downvote_by_pressing_z/
Time-Traveler's AMA:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9z4d5/10_years_from_now_i_am_a_scientist_working_at_the/
/u/AWildSketchAppeared vs. /u/Shitty_Watercolour
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1gzpx9/how_to_introduce_your_sister/
The Story of Kevin (Worst Student):
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/z/cgbhkwp
Streetlamp leMoose's suicide:
Yolk-ass Bitch:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ybqdj/why_would_a_girlfriend_beg_for_months_to_put_a/
Ethiopia vs. America:
Disco Ball:
https://www.reddit.com/comments/a8a2v/what_is_the_official_name_for_those_mirror_disco/
Fucking Retard:
400 gold and the dick:
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx
Post-It Notes Stalker was really Carbon Monoxide:
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/
Best movie in the World:
Most downvotes from most to least:
http://imgur.com/gallery/9h6Zx/comment/230393
http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3bwgjf/riama_set_to_private_over_mod_firing/csqg24d http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/s5guk/iam_bad_luck_brian_ama/c4b8m3u
http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/3rhnfy/take_it_slow/cwopyr0?context=9
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v6wz7/worst_hunting_dog_ever/c51v7sm
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/qdmb8/the_same_day_my_doctor_told_me_my_cancer_was/c3wsz9s
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qizdv/abuse_in_saudi_arabia_victim_is_an_ethiopian/cddc8kn
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/14v5iw/deep_fried_hot_dog_stars_with_cheese_sauce/c7gwdnj http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z
Wiping Older Sister:
https://www.reddit.com/comments/324e5d/slug/cq802o6
Libertarian SE gets BTFO by EE:
Fall of the Patriarchy:
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1jatvd/i_am_not_proud_of_my_son
Box of Spiders:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lsms5/making_a_spider_pita_to_be_filled_with_spiders/
Any Hot Relatives?:
Laziest Person:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rgpdf/what_is_the_laziest_thing_youve_ever_done/cdnafqe
Loser BTFO by his favourite pornstar:
http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/3yd548/thisll_be_quick/cycpn7c?context=1
http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_gif/comments/3yd548/thisll_be_quick/cycup4m
Scuba Divers of reddit who have masturbated at great depths, what were your experiences?:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/44fbno/scuba_divers_of_reddit_who_have_masturbated_at/
Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual way:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3249ff/women_of_reddit_when_did_you_first_notice_that/
Daniel Radcliffe is a casual:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2khgud/i_am_daniel_radcliffe_ama/cllc3gm?context=10000
How To Not Give A Fuck about my job killing my relationships (tl;dr, not worth):
Most Spoiled Person: