What are some of the greatest stories you’ve ever heard that has some regard to poop included within?

I lived a poop story....back in my drinking days.

My friends and I once tubed a ways down the Mississippi River to a downstream spot where we would be picked up by one guy's fiancée.

Toward the end of our fun floating experience, one guy started flinging river debris (including dead fish) at other guys who retaliated with mud, spit, and eventually human feces. Once one guy started flinging shit, everyone started using it.

As we came to the small haul-out area, one guy squatted in the shallow water and crapped directly into his shit-fight buddy's hands who laced us with the fresh crap as we put ashore. Other people, including families, watched us from the river bank.

The gal that was supposed to pick us up wouldn't let any of us in her car except for her boyfriend and him only reluctantly. I guess we smelled like shit. She took her man home who came back in his large 70's Impala and drove us home.

On the way home, one guy in the backseat started pissing in his can cozy and dumping it on those in the front...including me sadly. The driver was yelling at the defilement of his car while we all laughed...and I returned the favor backwards.

He dumped us off at the initial rendezvous spot and reportedly drove to the car wash and pressure-washed out his ride. I went home and took a hose bath in the yard...

Word got out about the shit-fight.

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