What are some male equivalents to the "cat lady" and "horse female" stereotypes?

Me neither but I've had 4 multiple times. Currently I have a crossover for family stuff, a newer compact for my wife to commute in, a 96 Mustang gt because it was cheap and it makes my commute more fun, and a 66 F-100 I'm slowly doing a resto-mod on and using for Home Depot runs. Im getting another old car soon and the Mustang will go to make room for it. I have driveway/garage parking for 5-6 but my wife isn't letting a bunch of junkers sit around so I'm forced to finish projects or sell them if I want something new. I've been through 9 vehicles in the past 4 years and I'm breaking even on the toys right now(the two newer cars are definitely costing me money.)

Because I've been quick to buy and sell the fun cars at good prices I've made money on almost all of them. Pretty much every toy car gets a "For Sale" sign in the window as soon as they are sorted out mechanically, when the right offer is made they get sold. I also tend to drive them less and push for a sale when a bigger expense(usually tires) is headed my way. The 66 is going to be a money pit, but I've wanted one for 20 years and I'm planning on having about $15k in it when it's done. I don't plan on selling it ever but I'm sure if I had to I'd get 8-10k finished, still nowhere near as bad as buying a new car.

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