That being bald is a sign of extra testosterone.

No, it's not.

It is a sign of male pattern baldness and weak follicles and genetics and you are no manlier or viral on the inside because you are bald, heavily bearded and wear wrap around sunglasses in your pick up truck.

In fact is it is more likely you are making up for a weak chin, acne scars or are such a lazy man you decided that shaving is too much work for you.

Not a beard hater but the myth that bearded balded guys are so much more dominate by nature is true crap and a total myth spread by the Bros.

You are just shaved up because society made it clear it hates the combover and no one likes the toilet seat on your head look so you simply shave it .

Then you grow a beard.

Then you are a bad ass.

Nope. Sorry.