What are some of the worst things to talk about on a first date?

Okay, I will. You want to talk about who’s manipulative, it’s you. You’re taking only half of what I said and implying a false truth to it to make it seem like I’m an asshole who’s encouraging you to hide your warty dick, when I’m really just giving you better advice than what you’ve been doing. Not my fault you’re too stupid, and think you’re being a “hero” when you’re really just putting yourself on display. It’s okay, at this point even if you realize how dumb that is, you’ve got to defensively double down so you can justify how the rumors have already gotten out because you’ve ignored common sense all this time. You’re doing yourself a favor by cutting yourself from the conversation, the truth hurts and it’s easier to block your ears.

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