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What are some of your favorite Witcher quotes?
There's nothing behind me. I'm a Witcher, I'd have heard it. Just like I can hear your heart. Which is pounding.... like a liar's.
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Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed Witcher... I'll never know. Something wrong with my face?
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Philippa Eilhart: Don't you think it's time you stopped interfering in Ciri's life?
Geralt: No.
Philippa Eilhart: But you do know we're not a pack of wolves you can just drive away from her with your sword.
Geralt: Sure you are, and yes, I can. If the need arises.
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Imlerith: Who taught you to fight like this?
Geralt: The witcher you slew.
[kills Imlerith]
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Vesemir: [about Yennefer] She teleports in, not even a "nice to see you". Jumps right into, uh - "We've a curse to lift. There's this to do, and that - so Eskel and Lambert, get going." Then she went to the guest room, to rearrange things... threw the bed off the balcony.
Geralt: Shame, that was a good bed.
Vesemir: Said the same myself. Solid oak frame, down mattress. Triss always said she... [looks at Geralt; awkward pause]
Vesemir: Aaah, now I see.
Geralt: It's either that, or Yen really hates oak furniture.
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Listen, friend, there’s an enormous difference between us but it’s not about status. It’s about me having two swords on my back, and you having none. So I’ll call you whatever I want. And you either deal with that or solve your monster problem yourself.