Oh hey I just remembered another one.

Ex-gf in Uni. Moves me into her house because she finds me "cute" and "a waste to be on campus". Okaaaayyy...

Her family is all Jehova's Witnesses and Saturdays are absolutely DEAD. Like, not a buzz in the house. Eat cold food and sit. Looking at the walls. Why was she allowed to date a girl - an openly trans girl nonetheless - is beyond me. But hey. Bear with me.

His dad tho is a raging alcoholic. He was ok with us holding hands or hold each other around the house, but I think that's the extent of his understanding about what two women would do together. So in one of his alcoholic fits he puts a ladder to the wall and climbs it to the window of his daughter's little attic appartment, where we were, well, going at it.

Me and GF being a bit toasted, noticed him but went about it anyway. And ended up laughing in tears - dude was at the window going from screaming to drooling to screaming again and this went on for about five minutes until he got mad, wanted to punch the window but lost his balance and fell off that ladder.

The oddities don't stop here. They had two male cats in that household. Who loved to fuck each other. Like, assfuck or something, I don't know. I saw them, multiple times. What's really weird however is, whenever someone would see those cats having cat anal sex, that person would have to call everyone who was around the house and they sat watching the poor critters debating how homosexuality is a sin and pointing at them and mumbling that even animals can burn in hell for that.

But their daughter was banging a trans girl.

Whom they invited multiple times to attend church with them.