Long $GME.
Everyone is going to be locked-down. Internet is going to be overloaded with these work-from-home idiots spending all day wanking. Restaurants and bars are closed. We're bored as fuck with nothing to do and worried we'll die.
There's a solution though. Naughty Dog Studios 1996 classic, Crash Bandicoot. That epic adventure will keep our minds off the impending doom long enough to survive the apocalypse.
Where do you get a copy of this hot item? From the 1 single supplier in the entire world who has been hoarding every copy of this game, waiting for this every moment.
I'm loading up on $GME July 10 $10 calls.