What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 10, 2022

Preview of CPI

Don't worry, food is just a luxury item. When under financial stress, the human body can compensate by activating vestigial photosynthesis genes. Science has confirmed this, according to The Scientific Institute of Science. Based on current projections, inflation is now irrelevant.

Which is why we are proud to announce the next installation of QE-Infinity! Now with expanded cardinality ℵ₁. And let's throw in some negative rates, cause who doesn't like Free* Money??????

  • Jerome Powell | Aug 10, 2022

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