1) never indicate 2) always stay in the middle lane going 10kmh lower than the advised speed limit 3) undertake 4) push in at all costs, need to get somewhere on time? these people are just holding you back 5) be on your phone at all times 6) if you flash people, they'll move out the way 7) if they don't move, they need a little nudging, so get your car 1cm away from theirs whilst travelling 120kmh 8) Stop signs mean nothing 9) road signs mean nothing 10) if there's an accident, slow right down to snail's pace and look in upmost detail at what's happened at the crash, it's very important, maybe even take pictures or videos 11) when the lights go green, honk immediately for those who have not yet seen it 12) if there's debris on the road, weave in and out of traffic like mario kart to dodge it 13) standstill traffic? use the hard shoulder of course

... basically the opposite of all these