What the attack of AHS REALLY means.

WHY MASTURBATION IS BAD

It's very simple, for a man to be successful and fulfill his purpose in life he must REPRODUCE, and at it's most basic that means have sex regularly during his prime mating years. Pay attention to what I'm about to say very clearly

IF YOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!

Masturbation placates self reflection and introspection, you aren't getting laid because there is problem with you causing that. There are many things that can cause this like being ugly, fat, short, ungroomed long hair and patchy beard, not being employed, autistic antisocial behavior, looking physically frail, weak or sickly. Masturbation rewards you for staying a loser in life, if you had to work for an orgasm you would do everything in your power to fix yourself to the best of your ability. Stopping masturbation is the stepping stone to removing the complacency you have with a less then ideal life and starting to improve it.

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