What is badly named, and what is a better name for it?

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Don't remind me about that. Should have just called it the $200+ Zelda Machine. I bought the original 3DS XL when Zelda: A Link Between Worlds came out, since my favourite game as a kid was A Link To The Past. I was so excited when I heard that ALTTP was coming out for the 3DS, only to discover that it was only for the NEW 3DS. Apparently a game from ~1990 is just too advanced for the old 3DS. I spent $300 on a 3DS to play ONE GAME, and now to play a nearly 30 year old game you need to buy the new 3DS? Seriously, FUCK NINTENDO. They need to hurry and die as a console maker, just go the way of SEGA and make games for other platforms. All their consoles are just a gimmick. The WiiU was out for how long now, and they didn't even release a Zelda game for it? And now they're releasing ANOTHER shitty underpowered console that won't get any decent third-party games, and the main selling point is that their console is also a tablet?? Nintendo's marketing department must be retarded. Good games, but terrible company.

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