What was the "bruh..." moment when your friend said something stupid to a girl that made her lost interest in him?

Oh god, I feel kinda bad for this one poor girl who wanted to hookup with me. We met in August 2013. We found each other attractive but I was in a relationship at the time. I got out of the relationship soon afterward, kinda flirted with her but ended up dating somebody else. Fast forward to February 13, 2014, I was single, and she asks to be my date to my fraternity's spring formal to which I of course say yes. All is well up to this point.

She texts me the next night asking if I have a date for Valentine's Day. I say no and she asks if I want to go bar hop with her. Hell yeah! She's the type of person to get sloppy drunk so I figure that I'll join her in that regard. I decide to pregame while I'm waiting for it to be time to head over. Well, I pregame way too hard, so much that my friends force me to drink three whole stadium cups of water before I leave—as if I need more liquid in me. My best friend takes my phone privileges away and does all the texting for me and arranges a bar to meet up at.

A friend drops me off at the bar, she hugs me, and introduces me to her friends. We're there for maybe five minutes, and she asks if I'm ready to go. Confused, I ask her where to. She says that we need to drop her little off at her apartment. I don't see why not.

Once we get there, I have to pee like a race horse, so I head straight to the bathroom. Once I'm done, she asks me if I'm ready to leave. I'm again quite confused. We just got there. I again ask her where to. She says, "Home." Oh. Yeah, of course, I'm ready to go.

I am too drunk to realize that she's too drunk to drive but she drives us to my place anyway. We make it there safely and we sit on the couch to just chat for a minute. Or two. Or thirty. She eventually gets frustrated: "So are we gonna go to bed or should I go home?" "Oh, yeah, we can go to bed." She asks to borrow a T-shirt, changes into it, takes off her pants and hops in bed with me. We start spooning and she is very deliberately rubbing her ass on my crotch. The only reason I got this far with her is that I wanted to hookup with her. I had no idea that she wanted to hookup with me. She eventually grabs my hands, puts them on her body, and continues to grind on me. At this point, I finally decide to make a move and the night ends quite well.

It wasn't any one particular thing that I said. Rather, it was my obliviousness throughout the night that is bruh-worthy.

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