What is a childish thing you still like to do as an adult?

You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the biggest lawsuit in the history of the world. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, a dumb drunk baby higher than a weather balloon would understand how wicked and treacherous your actions are with polished diamond crystal with 30/30 vision-clear thinking. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or that I made this up, just stop. I have had indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, whether you notice it or not-but everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter--in fact, they might just not give you one to spare one individual from the trauma. My dad is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future. He knows the last one because he sued the future and they went back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's one every single one. You may have never thought about being court-mashalled, but but with my dad, that's a real threat. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.

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