Oh, here's a few awkward ones.

A girl invited me over to her place, we started playing old console games and at some point, she just sat down on my lap. I was thinking: "Well she's very friendly and open, this is probably what girls do with friends, I'm also playing Zelda again for the first time in 15 years, this is pretty cool, I wonder what's for breakfast."

A few years later another girl, drop-dead gorgeous, and I were just out in the city, at a bar. We're sitting on some stairs and she cuddles up close to me. I'd already considered myself to be out of her league, as in she's way too attractive for someone like myself. She whispers in my ear: "I want to have sex." No kidding. So I look around and reply: "Uhuh, so, point out a guy and I'll be your wingman."

A few months later. An actual 2nd date with a woman slightly older than I am. I pick her up at her place and I'm right on time. She opens up her front door wearing nothing but a large bath towel. I come inside, she walks in front of me, swaying her hips sensually. I stand there and tell her: "So, hurry up, we have a reservation in 30 minutes, I'd like to be early," and check my phone.

And years before all this there was a gorgeous and sweet Persian girl, early twenties, the most beautiful body you've ever seen, full natural lips, big eyes, long brown hair, amazing at natural-looking makeup. After the first date, she kissed me full on my mouth. I forgot to kiss back. She took that as a sign I wasn't interested, and I never had the balls to tell her she was my first kiss and I literally had no idea what I was doing.

I'm still friends or in contact with all of them. Didn't have a romantic thing with any of them beyond what happened above, but a bunch of them acted as my wing-girl later on. Some hilarious things and stories followed. One actually involved a former Playboy model.

My life sounds wild. It really isn't. But all of the above is 100% true. I regret nothing, and I learned a ton.