That's why I hate Led Zeppelin. You fucking played it a thousand times. You could have played Kashmir once a week, and thrown in some Taj Mahal, some Delaney and Bonnie, some Delbert McClinton, and some Funkadelic. But you wouldn't shut the fuck up with Led Zeppelin. So you screwed everybody. You screwed Led Zeppelin because now the whole planet is sick of them, you screwed Taj, Delaney, Delbert, and George Clinton because they never got on the playlist and nobody knows who they are and they have to play 500 seaters and they can't afford health insurance, and you screwed me because every time I hear Whole Lotta Love I have to take a pill. That's why I hate you. I hope you get a mosquito bite for every time you played Hotel California. On your asshole.