What is the craziest excuse someone has given you that ended up being true?

I went to a garden a several years ago to score some weed, and the dealer usually hangs by an outdoor restaurant with a pool table, I see a few big dudes around there, two of them playing pool, nothing out of the ordinary. Then I must have looked away for like a few seconds when I turned back without a hint of a conflict they start bashing their faces in like serious heavy blows, Bam! Bam! Wham! Pow! I could hear the blows from like 20 feet away. it wasn't like a rowdy fight, they were in one place just beating then shit out of each other while still holding the pool sticks.

It was surreal, it lasted like a minute and there was blood all over. Nobody dared to intervene because they were huge, built as fuck, one had dreadlocks and it seems he took the worst of the punches. When they stopped it got quiet, there was no shouting or accusations, just shrugging around the pool area wiping the blood off with the shirts.

That was the last time I bought weed from there or even go anywhere near there.

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