Melchite, which is directly descendent of the first Christian community. It's cool because the lineage of laying on of hands for Baptism is unbroken and quite a short lineage, all the way back. Other churches have more difficulty proving that succession.
On the other hand, I've claimed to be the second coming, so I'd probably be excommunicated. But it's no matter, since it's not as severe for Melchites; just repent and jump back into the fold. That's why I laugh when some of you argue with me so angrily and with so much judgment. However, I do love that some of you, especially those with no valid metaphysical proof for God (which none of you have had, and of which there is only one), think you get to speak for God! It is truly so human and adorable.
Anyway, I think it's worth taking the risk. Some of you people really need to be corrected, and if I need to prove myself to save you this time around -again - I'll just have to show you how this all works. I've already set the pieces in place. I just need to press play, but I'd rather watch you suffer as your illusions are destroyed before I pull you out of your darkness. Welcome to Trumpworld.
Hahaha