What did you dream about last night?

Not my dream, but my wife has been having weird dreams lately. She will kill if she ever finds out I told this, but fuck it, it’s for reddit. She said her dream she was breastfeeding Dobby the house elf (yes from Harry Potter). She put him to sleep. Her and I started going at it. All of a sudden, she feels something at her breast again and it’s Dobby again. Poor bastard was hungry in the middle of our session. I got mad because he was interrupting and wanted to stop. We looked up, and we were in the lobby of her work. Her boss walks in to start her shift, smiles and walks on by..... can’t make that up. That’s the dream she had. Should I be worried lmao?

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