I went to a terrible private school in a shitty florida suburb town, and there were a lot of weird kids. Lots of weird shit went down, but there was this one particularly weird/annoying kid. He was the bane of most teachers' existence and got told to "go and sit outside for a moment" regularly. Some highlights of him involved: - Could turn some random thing a teacher said during a lesson into an innuendo and loudly whisper "HEHEHEH ITS FUNNY CAUSE IT SOUNDS WRONG" - Would make bad jokes/puns, then afterwards say "That was a cheesy joke, someone should take it to the swiss bank and deposit it! heheh" - He had a crush on a friend of his, this one kid from the acting club who was one of the edgy /pol/ types (oddly enough rather than SJWs a lot of the theater kids in our grade were the opposite). This girl was oblivious to this and would fuck with him constantly. It was just banter on her part (she did this to everyone) but he deduced it was because she secretly liked him (in reality she liked a guy in the acting club but he didn't know/care). To win over this lovely lady he yelled about how big his dick was in biology class - Stands up and points at a kid in class unprompted and yells "HE HAS SMALL BALLS EVERYONE, I REPEAT, HE HAS SMALL BALLS." Got kicked out of class for that one. - Beat someone with a pool noodle in gym. - Masterbated in class - Found dogshit on the ground, put it in a bag and took it to school. He then apparently put it in the airvent. The school smelled like ass for a long time. - Came up with bullshit in an attempt to sound smart. He was not smart. He just sounded like he was spouting bullshit. There's a lot more, I'll put more as I remember them. This kid was a pain in the ass but funny as fuck.