I knew a girl, she still lived with her family, nice as can be and everything, but her family had 13 cats, two dogs, and a bird.

It was a household zoo.

The girl was scared shitless of driving so I had to do all the driving and it was an hour each way to see her.

Her dad thought I was weird. I mean I get that I'm a little autistic, but I mean come on, you have a zoo in your home and (the sister of the girl I was seeing) you have a daughter who has severe anger issues (she once told me she didn't want me to think her and I were friends despite us all hanging out and doing shit like taking selfies and shit, but fuck you i think you and your whole family are stranger than me and that's saying a lot) Here's the best part, they all believed in spirits living in their home, so when the spirits were being extra uppity, they would all sleep in the same bed.