I’ve never shared this before but I went through a bit of a scat phase because of this girl I was dating (this was quite a few years back and to be honest I was so fucking horny all the time that I was willing to try anything). I’ll spare you most of the details because I know people have more sensitive stomachs than me but one night we were getting pretty hot and heavy and she was mid pooping on my chest.

I don’t know why, I guess I was just lost in a moment of absolute depravity and lust but I grabbed her ass and pulled it up to my face and just let her unload in my mouth. I remember it so fucking clearly. The taste was something I’ll never forget and to be honest, I’ll never repeat again; it tasted like absolute shit.