What have you done that is widely irresponsible?

Alright story time. In advance what I did I know was stupid and hugely irresponsible and it scared me pretty bad to never do something that stupid again.

So this past winter I was at school for a basketball game (As I am senior in the marching band) already drunk from a preparty at a friends house. After the game we all hop in a car and head out to a sled hill and continue to drink. This particular night, we had brought along the french foreign exchange student and she was french so we knew she would be fine to drink right? So we are having a good time, it's dark, we are enjoying ourselves when the french girl exclaims that she had never been sledding so she gets up to go down the sled hill and eats shit on the ground before she could get to the sled. She was down for the count. She was just gone. Not coming back for awhile. Of course, my stupid friends send her drunk ass down the hill anyway, in which she only makes it halfway anyway before falling off.

It took an hour and a half. Almost two whole hours. To get her back up the hill. Of course we were all panicking because

1) We are all underage, in public.

2) French girl can get her ass deported if we get caught

3) Holy shit, my dads a cop. I will be thoroughly dead if we get caught.

Finally we get her up the hill. And my idiot friends want to go to Applebees for half priced apps...Well that didn't get as planned because french girl starts throwing up all over in the back of my friend's car. He proceeds to panic, is hysterically sobbing. Meanwhile, my other friend hands me his shirt and im trying to keep the windshield from being all fogged up. We have no idea what to do so we stop at a park by my house in which french girl gets out and is violently throwing up in a snow bank. And this being the FIRST TIME ive ever done something like this I'm thinking she's going to die or something. My friend is still bawling in his puke covered car and screaming on the phone for someone to come help us get her back to a house where we won't get in trouble. I'm sitting here panicking too because if any cop comes by, they will know my dad and I will be in sooooooo much trouble. I call up my friend who is a saint in every way. She has never done a wrong thing in her life and I felt so bad for dragging her into it but I was freaking out. She tells us she will be on her way over asap. Crying friend makes me get in the car and drive to his house to clean his car and dump the evidence. After which I get my car that I left at his house and we drive back to the park where we had left french girl and another one of our friends. The friend I called shows up as we show up. We stuff french girl into the backseat of my friends truck and they haul her ass off to a friends house. I leave the scene of the crime fearing that I will be caught. They take french girl to the friends house, and luckily the friend has a second smaller house next to his house because his family is rich. They clean her off and let her throw up some more in the bathroom.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

So french girl is supposed to be back to her host parent's house by 12am and it's already 11pm so this is the next problem. Luckily, french girl's phone was still alive so the good friend texted the host mom telling her that she was going to spend the night at a friends house.

The french girl can't stay at the rich friend's house all night so Good Friend agrees to take french girl back to her house and explain to her parents what happened because they are really understanding. So Good Friend loads French Girl back into her truck and they start out for her house.

BUT WAIT, WE AREN'T FINISHED YET.

So Good Friend calls me to tell me what the hell is going on because I'm freaking out still thinking french girl is going to die. Before she can finish that French Girl was going to be okay the line goes dead. TURNS OUT, a cop pulled over Good Friend because she forgot to turn her lights on though she was doing it right as she was getting pulled over. So he questions her about that. He asks why she was talking on the phone, to which Good Friend says that she was telling her mother she was bringing home her friend because she was sick with the Flu and home alone. THEN THE COP ASKS TO FRENCH GIRL "Are you sick with Alcohol, or the Flu?"

FRENCH GIRL LOOKS UP IN HER DRUNKEN HAZE AND MANAGES TO GET OUT "the flu".

The cop let them off the hook and they got home safely. Crisis averted.

I have never wanted to shit myself so bad in my life time. It was so irresponsible of us. Never again will I do something like that. I have been scared straight.

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