Gs station cashier here, i see somebody dump trash on the ground outside you better believe I'm going to be outside in there face in the next 2 seconds yelling at them to pick it up or get the fuck off of my stores premises and never come back. Fuck people like that, we have 8 trashcans outside and you can't pick one?

Also I love telling assholes that park taking up 2-3 spots to move there vehicle, I understand you must have gotten your license out of cracker jack box but you can't park like an idiot sir/mam. If they don't move I just ring the owner who owns a tow truck that leaves right near by. He will be more than happy to tow their vehicle off for illegal parking. Like assholes will park sideways dead in front of the door, I'm not even joking. The second they walk inside I tell them to move their shit or its towed.