What the duck?!

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title points age /r/ comnts
No ducks were given 84 6mos funny 6
Not a single duck was given 2450 1yr funny 55
Malicious mallard up to his old tricks again.. 75 2yrs funny 3
Ducks just don't care 13 3yrs funny 3
I guess it feels good on his webbed feet 1048 5mos AnimalsBeingJerks 29
Zero ducks given 268 8mos funny 8
Ducks are assholes. 73 1yr funny 8
This duck...gave zero fucks 2601 2yrs funny 140
Zero fucks 2213 3yrs funny 206
Fucking duck B 263 1yr BirdsBeingDicks 6
Fucking duck B 2902 1yr AnimalsBeingJerks 77
All of this looks wrong... (xpost /r/firstworldanarchists) 2246 1yr AnimalsBeingJerks 27
This duck. 2390 1yr firstworldanarchists 38
Duck gives no fucks 61 1yr funny 1
Pictured: 1 Duck, 0 Fucks 311 2yrs firstworldanarchists 5
Duck don't care about your cement (x-post from BirdsBeingDicks) 1074 2yrs AnimalsBeingJerks 24
Duck gives no fucks 423 2yrs BirdsBeingDicks 7

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

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