What is the dumbest reason you have ever gotten in trouble at school?

So this is like second grade, I raise my hand and ask my teacher, let’s call her Mrs. W, to get a drink. Mrs. W says yeah and I go up to get it. However, her and another teacher were in the pathway to the water fountain. So there’s another way there which involves sooching behind the teacher’s desk. So I go through that way and whilst I’m looking down at her desk when sliding through I see one of my papers graded. I saw I got an A and I said, “Cool I got an A.” (Very observational I know.) Then I make my way through and Mrs. W says, “What?” I replied, “Oh I just saw I got an A.” Then she immediately says, “You know what else you got? An MIR.” MIR stands for Minor Incident Report, but in second grade that meant you fucked up and you were gonna pay. So I tried to explain this to her, and she just wouldn’t have it, so I got the MIR. One of the dumbest reasons I’ve gotten in trouble for in my school career by far.

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