What else is haram? Today chess got included in list.

It's impossible to be "halal"

Here are all of the haram things.

Talking too much

Cursing

Praying behind a woman

Not removing hair from certain body parts at least every 40 days…or every Thursday or every Friday (depending on which hadiths make the most sense to you)

Talking to the “opposite” gender (except immediate family members), unless absolutely necessary

Being alone with the “opposite” gender (except immediate family members), unless absolutely necessary

Masturbating

Lusting after the “opposite” gender

Being homosexual (gay, lesbian)

Being neither woman nor man, being queer

Wearing the clothes of the “opposite” gender

Chatting/talking to/with the opposite gender on the Internet

Eating any non-zabeeha/halaal meat (including in the West)

Eating shrimp and most other sea foods

Playing music

Listening to music

Indulging in any musical activities

Being Sunni (according to the non-Sunnis)

Being Shi’ (according to the non-Shi’s)

Being Ismaili (according to the non-Ismailis)

Being Ahmadi (according to the non-Ahmadis)

Being Wahhabi (according to the non-Wahhabis)

Being Christian

Being Jewish

Being Hindu

Being Confucianist

Smoking

Getting tattoos

Putting a khaal (like the Afghans and some Middle Easterners do) on your forehead or anywhere on the face

Nationalism

Tribalism

Preferring your ethnicity to your religion (Islam)

Gossiping

Eating foods with gelatin

Eating with a spoon or fork (rather than with hands)

All forms of art

Taking photos, keeping photos in the home

Having a dog inside the home

Saying the word “khanzeer” (pig) [your prayers won’t be accepted for 40 days afterwards]

Watching TV (unless it’s some educational and Islamic program)

Vitamins/multivitamins

Being vegan and/or vegetarian

Playing chess

For women only:

Not listening to or obeying your husband

Initiating a divorce for “small” reasons

Initiating a divorce. Period.

Not being grateful to your husband.

Not wanting to have children.

Marrying a non-Muslim man

Practicing polyandry (i.e., having more than one husband)

Having abortion

Wearing pants and shirts (because, DUH, these are male clothing)

Visiting your parents when your husband won’t let you–even if they are on their deathbeds

Leaving your house without your husband’s or father’s permission

Leading men in prayer

Interpreting/translating the Qur’an

Making your own decisions (when men obviously know better than you what’s good for you)

Getting married to someone without the permission of a father or another Muslim male guardian

Wearing tight clothes

Wearing the clothes (any clothes) or doing things (anything) that non-Muslims do (like dying your hair)

Wearing tight jeans

Wearing jeans. Period.

Wearing a see-through hijab

Wearing a hijab that men find beautiful

Being a flight attendant

Not covering your face

Not covering your hair

Showing your cleavage, arms, neck, legs

Showing your curves

Wearing high heels in public

Wearing anklets and other jewelry in public

Wearing nail polish

Wearing perfume

Singing publicly (that is, in front of men who’re not related to them)

Reciting the Qur’an publicly and beautifully for the public (the way men can and do)

Plucking/trimming/shaping your eyebrows

Not being well-groomed for your husband

Not being well-groomed. Period.

Wearing jeans

Wearing dresses

Wearing skirts

Opening/owning a bar

For men only:

Shaving your beard

Not praying at the mosque when you can (especially the Friday prayer)

Praying with your hems below your knee

Praying behind a woman

Wearing a tie

Wearing red, yellow, blue, and other “bright” colors, since those are feminine colors

Wearing jewelry other than wedding rings

Wearing silk

Not trimming your beard

Shaving with an electric shaver

Going to a barber

Spiking your hair

Wearing deep v-necks

Groom your chest hair

Wearing cologne

Not wearing cologne

Things permitted to man but forbidden to woman:

Leading both women and men in prayer

Having more than one spouse

Initiating a divorce by simply saying talaaq (“I divorce you” in Arabic) three times, no matter how small the reason

Marrying a Christian or a Jewish person

Leaving your house without the permission of your partner or father

Getting married without the permission of your (Muslim) father or any other male Muslim figure, like an Imam (community leader)

Reciting the Qur’an beautifully and melodiously because men might get attracted to her voice [MY FAVOURITE LOL]

Credits to u/AntiWahabi

/r/exmuslim Thread