What experience of yours is so crazy, you don't tell people about it because they wouldn't believe you?

My uncle is one of the richest people in the area I’m from. He’s super pretentious and a total douchebag. Well when I was 13 we were eating dinner at his house and my soda erupted when I opened it and it sprayed everywhere. He blamed me and made a pompous statement that I would never eat dinner with the president. What ever the hell that means. I asked said him has he eaten dinner with the president. Everyone at the table laughed at him because he hadn’t but he was trying to make me look bad.

Fast forward 8 years I was in the navy and the president came on my ship and sat down randomly in the mess decks a couple seats down from me and decided to have dinner with us. He had a tray in hand and everything. He was super funny and just being so cool with us. I remember thinking politically I’m not a fan of this guy but in person he’s crazy likable.

Anyway long story short I ate dinner with the president and my pretentious fuckhead uncle hasn’t

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