I overheard my roommate and her boyfriend in the bathroom really early one morning , I wasn't trying to , they were drunk and being absurdly loud. She kept saying, "I need you to put it in my anus , I'm too drunk , I keep missing the hole" to which he replied " ew , no way , why do I have to do it?" She responded with something along the lines of "well , you are my boyfriend..did you want me to find someone else who isn't intimately familiar with my nether regions to put it in for me?" to which he replied....blah blah blah...needless to say it was a hair raising dilemma but not for me and eventually their voices became too muffled to discern and after a couple of grunts I thought it best to put in some ear plugs and go to sleep. The next morning I broke it to her and told her that I heard the whole conversation and I was trying to keep a straight face , maybe next time they could do that in their bedroom and be a little more discreet. She had a puzzled look on her face and said bedroom? why would I do that in the bedroom? I usually take a dump on the toilet which just so happens to be in the bathroom , so when I have to insert a suppository , it's usually after I have taken a massive drunken shit and my hemorrhoids' are screaming bloody Mary. I was eating breakfast before work but that's neither here nor there.