Went to a strip club, and as we walked in, my buddy remarked "Check out the red head on stage. She's the hottest one here."

Well, when we sat at a table, the red head literally gets off the stage wearing only her bikini bottom, came right up to me, sat on my lap, and said "You're hot. You're taking me to dinner." Fastest deal I ever closed!!!

She stayed on my lap for the next hour making small talk, till my buddy got weird and jealous and stormed out of the club saying we had to leave. It was supposed to our guys night out, and we only stayed there an hour before he announced we were leaving as we came in the same car.

Still, fastest deal I ever closed as before then, I didn't even know her or speak to her. I sorta got off knowing she noticed me in a crowded, rowdy strip club and literally came after me. I definitely was the man that night! And a lot of dudes pay'n money for a dance wanted to kick my ass!

Little did anyone know, nothing ever happened between her and I, as on our dinner date, I learned she was 21, already has 3 kids, was raped at 15, and also came from a very abusive family. Saddest story I ever heard and I could not involve myself casually with her, as I knew she wanted to be serious. And whenever I came back to the club, I'd catch her in the corner of my eye getting all teary eyed and sad. But seriously, I could not involve myself with her drama or be just another guy taking advantage of her. Man, saddest story I ever heard.