What "glitch in the system" are you exploiting?

My sweet summer child.....Pro Dolebludger reporting in! I like your attitude and hopefully you're already receiving the absolute maximum allowable Centrelink payments and selectively legally identify as Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander.

A few years ago I got my first Student ID in a somewhat similar fashion to you, but for other reasons. I enrolled in a full time Tafe course and got the photo done for my card and immediately got a full refund on the course citing personal issues. I believe there was/is a small window of a couple weeks in case you change your mind about tertiary education. The overall benefits of this card are well worth the course price regardless though.

But yeah, I've traveled on public transportation here and abroad too. For free. For years. There are oodles of ways to do this and your only real requirement is balls. Also, if you want to save some time from this Uni degree you can always "study" full time instead and outsource some or all your coursework to some kid in India for $6 for a 10,000 word essay a pop and focus on exams only, better yet- a course that doesn't require many or even any of them. You need plenty of time to utilize that student cards' true potential. Start with seriously discounted airfares and Centrelinks' three fortnightly payments for students per year while you're overseas. Sounds like you need a vacation. Use this time wisely in a bar in Madrid getting telling a cute boy or girl how tirelessly you work as pilot back home with the Royal Veterinarian Flying Service and how heartbreaking it is to put those little seatbelts on the injured kangaroos you fly to safety from the rough blood red runways of outback Australia.

You're on the right track though, I'm "studying" at Uni myself. And there are many many MANY more of these "glitches" to exploit for fun, general principle and serious bogan coin. Best of luck mate.

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