3. What is the greateat shitshow you have ever witnessed?

What is the greateat shitshow you have ever witnessed?

Gonna keep this as short as possible. Went to acquaintence's bachelor party. We get a limo and go to skeezy strip club. Groom is an asshole and the strippers hate him but know it's his BP. He gets the "groom treatment", called on stage for lap dance. He's got a big woody, stripper absolutely manhandled him and must have almost broke his dick clean off. Looked very very painful.

Time passes, club is closing, dude gives a stripper like a hundred bucks or something to come with us in limo. We're standing around with the girl about to leave when the bride shows up. Instant Jerry Springer episode, she's pulling the stripper all around by the hair, punching her in the face.

Stripper manages to lock herself on limo while bride screams at groom. Bride having none of this, gets in limo front seat and crawls through front window feet-first. She's got ahold of the top of the window area and is kicking the stripper repeatedly in the face. Eventually stripper runs away or hides inside the club.

We eventually leave and go to where we're staying, the groom and bride's place! Bride is batshit crazy and saying the most insane hurtful shit to the poor guy about how she sucks all his friends dicks etc. Very loud, wanted us to hear. Finally she exclaims something not precisely, but almost exactly (name changed) "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME SUCKIN' SUZY!!"

The marriage did not last.

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