What is the greatest act of not giving a fuck you've witnessed in a public setting?

Last year, I was visiting this little sea side town, I mean right on the edge of the ocean okay. It suddenly starts lashing rain, and the wind picks up and my clothes were drenched after running from my car to the supermarket door - about 2ft, I parked right at the curb. I go in and get some quick shopping, and as I'm leaving I see a guy with a hoodie and shorts sitting himself at the table outside. He takes out a container of pasta and starts slowly eating it while he puts in earphones and watches the latest GoT episode. I went home and about 40 minutes later my brother arrived back to the house and said "I just sat in my car for a good half hour outside the supermarket watching this guy sit in the rain half naked, eating pasta". I still wonder if that guy got pneumonia or something.

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seriously. This sounds so forced. Who parks on the curb outside a supermarket to go shopping. Why is he half naked if you already described him as fully clothed. How do you know he Is watching GOT on his phone, or latest episode, although that's fair enough if that's an embellishment. if you already went to the store, why does your brother who lives with you go the same day. If he arrived 40 minutes after you, with the 30 mins of sitting in the parking lot, that means he shopped for 10 minutes, if he literally walked past you as you left. Who sits in a parking lot watching a guy doing essentially nothing for 30 minutes, even if it is crazy. Following the timeline, why is this guys phone still working after 30s if you got drenched in the 2ft from the car to the store. Why are you visiting some sea side town, yet both you and your brother are there and each have your own car.

Seriously, like fine. This is askreddit, no serious tag. But why lie like this.

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