There was a woman on tinder that i was trying to meet up with, after exchanging numbers she kept blowing me off and cancelling on our dates.

On the last attempt to meet up she called off our date yet again, so i told her "its all good, lets just leave it then. You seem too busy to be dating so ill just let it go here."

She then responded, "Would you look at that the trash is taking itself out."

I suddenly had a george costanza moment and recalled a quote i read somewhere once and so i replied, "just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things, its garbage can not garbage cannot."

I immediately blocked her number and left the conversation on a high note.