What is the greatest smell in the world?

Sometimes they are hot and dry and sometimes they are bubbly and wet...

haha yesterday was super fun. i was sitting on my boyfriends face and he kept arguing with me about something so i told him to stop, but he didn't. so finally i just sat down super hard and totally smothered him. he kinda moved his face down to breathe through his mouth and so i slid back more and completely covered him with my ass and pussy haha he couldn't breathe AT ALL! it was super sweet too because my butt crack and pussy were super dirty and smelled really strong because i haven't showered in a couple days lol

uhmm, he started thrashing and his nose was way far up my butt crack. after like 45 seconds or so i was asking him if he was gonna stop arguing and he finally said "mhmm!" lol so i stayed on him a lil longer until he was thrashing soooo hard and finally i lifted up just a tiny lil bit and farted right up his nose. he was gasping for air through his nose and my pussy was covering his mouth. they were like 6 or 7 hot long bubbly farts, definitely felt wet. he was groaning haha i'd had a breakfast burrito earlier with beans and eggs and hot sauce and these farts were fucking DISGUSTING! i couldn't believe the smell, i almost gassed myself out!! i kept wiggling my butt all over his face and i was giggling like crazy and covering my nose while telling him to inhale and smell it all like a good boy hehe i'm such a bitch... haha when i got off his face he was gagging and coughing and his eyes were all red and watery. i felt kinda bad but i couldn't stop giggling!! lol

i told him that'd teach him to argue with me hehe. right after i let him catch his breath i sat back down on his face and told him i wasn't done. i wiggled around until his nose went right into my dirty crack and i farted a bunch more times while i sucked and stroked his big sexy cock until he came super hard in my mouth right as i was farting again and i giggled and swallowed all of his yummy cum. then i got off his face and made him wash it before we cuddled because it STUNK! my ass was like super filthy haha i hadn't showered in a couple of days... eww so totally rank!! i'm an evil little brat, what can i say? :D

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