What happened the first time you got drunk?

Ar 13 I shot my friend in the ankle with a BB Gun then we both threw up the 2 liters of wine cooler we had just finished drinking. Afterward I road my bike the 4 miles home (mostly walking up the many hills). I didn't drink again until college freshman week. By then I was a lifeguard and junior EMT. A senior came around taking drink orders while my roommate and I hung out with the 3 hot girls in the room next door. I was hitting up one of them pretty hard but when the bottles arrived she drank like a fish and passed out on the bed next to me. I'm not proud of this but I'd thought I'd at least get a feel (yeah, I was a perv) but when I put my hand on her chest I was dimly aware she wasn't breathing. Through my own drunkness I realized this was bad but I didn't know what to do so I jumped up and started shouting 'she ain't breathing, she ain't breathing!' everybody else tried to calm me down but the RA heard and came in. She called the paramedics and started rescue breathes. The girl lived. Turned out at 18 she was already a regular black out drunk.

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