What happens in movies that make you say “that literally never happens in real life”?

Catholicism in every movie.

Churches have electric lighting now. There are not always nuns milling about in a courtyard. You do not hear Gregorian Chant at any time of day you just happen to wander into a church. I have never heard a priest unironically call a layperson "my child/son/daughter." Confessionals dont have priests sitting in there all day for randos to pop in on a whim, there are schedules.

Don't even get me started on mass in movies. Nothing is ever close to right. Stoles outside chasubles, priests wearing different liturgical colors, weird prayers that are not proper to the liturgy, etc...

Theology? Hahahahahahahaha so badly researched. If ever.

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