3. What do you hate about sex?

What do you hate about sex?

so I'm seeing this girl casually and her and her friend wanna meet up at this bar, so we do..IMMEDIATELY the girl pulls me into the bathroom and we fuck like its going out of style..then she gets a call and has to leave. she drove her friend but her friend finally got a night off work and was super bummed, I offered to just take her home. we get some drinks and I take her home..not planning to do anything with her...well obviously it doesn't matter what my plans were because we end up having sex...and I mean...the kind of sex you only see in porn, seriously outlandish shit, at one point shes sucking my flaccid dick waiting for another round while talking it in the ass with a suction cup dildo (note.she also the LOUDEST girl ive ever fucked..it was almost too much.) I wake up in the morning and shes not in bed, I go upstairs and her entire fucking family is there, mom..grandmother, 2 brothers and her 3kids (I had no clue.) her mom looks at me and says "i don't know where you came from but are there a few more of you" and winks at me...whatever..she made breakfast and I'm hungry. the girl tells me to stay right there and she will be right back and she fucking leaves...her borhters for some reason think I'm the coolest thing that ever graced planet earth and we start playing xbox. a few minutes later her mom comes out of her room and says "hey, earn your keep, give me a hand" I say sure and follow her into her room where she promptly drops to her knees and starts sucking me off..so we fuck..shes as good as her daughter,,if not a little better, slightly more conservative but shes hotter..or maybe the situation was at the time. We go a few rounds and she says something to the effect of "well now I know what all the ruckus was" and gets in she shower right as her daughter drives up with none other than the girl I was seeing at the time. We all go back to the girls room and she nonchalantly says to girl I'm sorta seeing "so we fucked last night" girl I'm seeing says "yea is he worth my time?" to which I reply (feeling cocky and kinda feeling like I blew my chances with her) "you should ask her mom when she gets out the shower. both of them are shocked and silent when the girl I'm seeing says.."well I bet I'm better than both", and starts undressing, as the other girl tarts assisting her and taking her own clothes off..and that's how we spent that day, us 3 banging. after we were done and they were both sleeping I went band slept with her mother one more time and the noped the fuck out of there never to return.

(sorta, I slept all 3 of them on occasion for the next few months before things started to get weird and catty)

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