3. What he lacks in fingers, I make up for in tits. Make us regret this.

What he lacks in fingers, I make up for in tits. Make us regret this.

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Recently recovered orthorexic patient. Still afraid of peanut butter, though. Finally at a healthy weight, 133 lbs, 5'11F, 19. Live with my parents. Make me revert back to old extreme health habits. Try to think of smth other than a pornstar {18} European, hot mf, unroastable (22f) There are two words beginning with V that can describe me, roast meeeeee Currently studying MBBS eager to read all the terrorist comments pls do your worst 18 year old male just graduated high school with low GPA and no plans of college or the future. I'm unemployed trying to get a job my only skills are wasting time playing video games and daydreaming. Roast Me. About year ago I posted in this sub and was dissapointed, now I'm here 10 lbs heavier ready to hopefully cry tonight She scrolls this sub every day. 25, lives with mommy. Let her have it. I'm fat and I have a drinking problem roast me Make me cry My friend says y'all ain't got shit. 20yo Male I’m going away to university soon please give me self confidence issues Read my comment Local 18 y/o fake intellectual fighting writer's block. Burn it away, reddit I'm feeling really good tonight, I'm ready for a roasting.

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