wrote this last night, while bored and stimmed out a bit. i posted it but it got kinda buried with a comment about me dissing mumble rappers being arrogant. idk probably true i just had one particularly bad one in mind and my inner thundercat got released when "roasting him"lmao. so one comment, -1 upvotes:(. i actually thought it was an improvement.im hoping it just kinda got buried and wasnt actually terrible, what do you think? wanna tell me if i can make any tweaks to make it sound a bit less choppy and awkward in some places? btw was watching rick and morty "im squanching in here" episode and whaddayaknow you start your rhyme with "squanchy" things are gonna get a lil weird. :squanch" means The act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. Can also be used to describe something. incase you didnt know. just makes it a bit funnier imo
Squanchy and raunchy, Crotch is bruised and it's blotchy But I still gotta squanch see Before I get to making my coffee Put on some crocs and Versace Breakfeast is 2 perks, and a roxy course Roll up some brocolli Feeling fresh, Feeling wonky Not even shrek and not donkey Could be this fucking awfully Crude, rude, and just naughty Know a bitch she's a blondie, she hot, thiccAnd she prolly, Got her vag all hot and all frothy For deez nutz and some Rocky Hard, cock in her conchie So it's up to me, Mr squanchie, To destroy this thicc bitches crotch and soaking wet lacy silk panties Couldn't count with ten clocks and a watch, thee time I've spent squanchin and raunchin All day, all night, yeah all the time,just real often Is this wrong, isit a problem? This question, I just keep on halting Maybe a problem, but one i can't be botherd in solving, That shit too hard, scientist they agree yeah, there nodding No point in hauling, all this sperm I been launching Building and building, the amount is appaling Its disgusting, it's raunching Coming close? please use caution Stuck in yyour nose, coast to coast, that stench it be following This rap might be long might be boring, real gross, and embarrassing, But if I continue, might evolve into something worth following, For now I'm too awkward to display my involvment in, this little rhyme but wrighting it is has been the slightest bit calming and That's just enough to start farming, and harvesting, hella dope bars till my rap fields enlarging and so big follow me, or you might just get lost in them. And not only that but invasive and harming too, f@ggots who mumble with a hook that's o half audible only thanks to the autotun e. And it's not just a few, not a couple, a lot of them Most can agree there an embaresment, fags just kick rocks, suck a dick and crawl back in the ass that mothered you, hopefully its pluged and there's no chance of you having a brother too Shit out a mumble, contains maybe a rhyme or two, rip someone's beat And you just made a mill or two, Congrats on practically nothing dude. Now you blow up and suddenly your life is just wonderful. So I click the vid wondering why it has a conundrum of YouTube views. As soon as it starts my standards are slashed to an increment 4seconds in I suggest squinting, cause cringing is imminant, Few bars to your verse, this guy might be retarded,shit, i feel bad for having a laugh at it. but then realize english language, you just don't have a grasp of it. I've heard sentences more articulate from absolute minimal bilingual usa immigrants. To summarize the quickliest. I've been robbed of my innovence. sanity pushed to the edge by less than an inch of it, had better times with a guy in the stall right next to me, have a difficult time take a shit, and I forced to listen in on it Really anyone listening to this unironicly, has to have suffered a stroke, Maybe frontal labotomy. If you catch me bumbing this , assume that I'm deaf,on the street, smoking crack, sucking dick for it. Don't ever rap but my tummy was feeling a little bit, Weird, a bit ticklish Knew it was inement White boy just took a fat fucking shit on it