What if porn hub is a CIA operation?

that's the internet, as a whole, providing real-time centralized intelligence from millions of hubs. porn is the opposite of a live fish, bait. keeping that one tab open w a stream, even hidden and unplayed, simply opens up the entire console's sockets to a host of other activity. HK pays a dollar per metric, a clever spider can weave a few open sockets into $10 bounty, all verified against your mosaic i.d. updated in real time. nobody cares about your sailor moon fetish except you, so it's you who ends up protecting their bait for them, giving the metric a real value ... volunteering to dance like a professional james bond means the real martini never looses its chill.

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