What incident you witnessed/that happened to you that would make it a good material for stand up comedy ?

I was going on a flight and I brought all of my medications with me in my carry-on bag, a backpack. I have very severe anxiety so I packed my Klonopin with me to make sure it wouldn’t get lost or anything in my checked luggage. The website said to arrive four hours earlier from the flight at 11 pm but when we got there, the airport was practically empty because of Covid, so we got through the security section really quick. We were sitting in the airport terminal and it had been hours and I was feeling restless and bored so I was rummaging through my backpack to go and comb my hair in the bathroom. While doing this, I noticed a lot of pills at the bottom of the bag. I must have left the cap was loose on some bottles and I was trying to see which ones so I picked up a bottle. It was Klonopin. I accidentally fidgeted and my hand moved up and all of the pills went flying out of the bottle. Onto the airport floor. During the pandemic. I watched as they spilled onto the floor in front of me. One of them rolled below the chair of the people in front of me and they gasped too. I stared in shock.

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