Funny you should ask. Last time was the closest I've been to being raped.

I was at a bar, same old same old. In a group of friends' friends there was this girl. We hit if off "ok". We all go to an after party, there are some eyes across the room - nothing serious enough for me to be properly invested in this flirtation. I got the vibe that neither of us wanted to hook up in this strange, tiny, house with all these people.

We hang out for awhile, in different groups. I'm seriously partied out - just knackered. Too drunk, too high. I tell people I'm done, I get offered a bed to sleep it off overnight. I go to sleep.

An indiscernible time later I am being shook awake. I crack open an eye. It's dark. "Fuck off. Sleeping." - "Let's fuck" - it's her. I'm too tired/drunk. "Not tonight honey. I'm sleeping." She shakes me. No reaction. Tries to fiddle with my junk and I just roll over, drifting back to sleep. She fucking slaps me. Well, now I'm awake. I'm angry. I grab her by the shoulders about the chew her out and she gives me these weird puppy dog eyes, "pleaaase". Either I am a man of little conviction or figured this was the quickest way out of this situation. "Ah, what the hell".

Que the most uninvested sex I think I've ever had, don't remember much about it. I guess the tiny house is still full of people because she tries to be really quiet, I am not into enough to be loud anyway. She gets her, I don't get mine. She is courteous and thanks me, I tell her she should go because I want to get back to sleep. She chuckles and leaves.

I woke up that morning unsure of what happened. That unmistakable waft of fuck in the air and the feel of used tackle in my pants. It took me awhile to recollect. Felt strange about it, but apart from that particular encounter she was really sweet all night. Not particularly my type but undoubtedly attractive. I felt used for awhile but really it was mostly "doesn't matter...". Saw her again that day as I was out getting breakfast. She was in a group, gave me a knowing smile. Thought I'd bring it up, I figure we could give it another go just so I could have a go as well. She was from out of town, we hugged as she left. Coitus 3/10 . Novel life experience 8/10.