I'm not sure about when you say innocent if you ment like without malice to put you on the sport or like a question that abides by pg13 content but I have two currently.
Whenever I'm asked anything about fucking girls (as a virgin this is like a game of trying to remember what I've said in the past to who). I've actually done a pretty good job getting away with this one, but now I don't even pretend and it's so empowering!
So how's college going? God I absolutely fucking hate that question because it has so many irritating direction it can go. First I have to say I'm not currently enrolled because of the derps my colleges have made (Mostly by me trusting them to be competent and to actually do the fucking things they are expected to do). Then I have to go into a lengthy explaination about how colleges are apparently mentally retarded when dealing with AP credits. I swear 0/2 track record in being able to handle something like that. It really doesn't make sense.
Then it gets even better because then I have to explain what I'm doing with my time (and I'm not employed). Which then leads to me explaining how I'm trying to get some of my art working going as a source of income. (Only because over the years of me drawing for fun people keep fucking asking me if they can have or buy something). Then I have to explain details... so many like.
How are you doing? - Umm alright I guess. It takes some time to get used to drawing for 8+ hours a day, when I used to just do it as a hobby to not pay attention in class.
Any success yet? - No the strategy I choose was the create a large piece and I'm still working on it. It takes a fuck load of time to create a high quality picture with Ultra fine point sharpies when the dimensions are 2x2ft.
The funny thing is I'm not like that opposed to just saying those things or being honest or anything like that. It's the fact that I'm always really fucking nervous giving these types of answers up because the people that ask these sorts of questions are one of two types of people.
Relatives- which god my family is actually pretty successful. I don't think there is a single failure in my family. Everyone is at least on top of their shit enough to basically have a good highlight reel about their life.
Family friends- OMFG these are even more condescending. At least my family members don't really understand how to intentionally apply shame but the friends of my parents really can, and not only that but they are so good at it. They can literally do it in a way that is both top tier condescending/shame inflicting and without saying or doing anything warrented of being called out for it.