I hope no one who follows me actually ends up reading this, because it’s gross and embarrassing. When me and my now partner met in college we were each other’s firsts and pretty much did all of our exploring together.

He somehow suggested that he cum on food and have me eat it afterwards and I was game. We had a random piece of pizza nearby during a session and he jizzed on it. I took a few bites of it but instantly regretted it because it was so objectively nasty and it’s not like it mattered if it was sexy or not...because he was already done. There was just this glazed slice that sat there, wasted.

I also was (and is) really into rough sex. I loved choking and all that, but when I convinced him to start slapping me, it ended up backfiring. I could always tell when he was gonna smack me and would flinch. Super unsexy and cringey. We don’t do that anymore.