This is why people shouldn't live together...

1. You'll learn more about each other

Too much.

1. You'll accept each other's habits.

And detest their bad habits.

1. You'll miss each other more when you're apart

And worry 'where tf are they it's getting late'...

1. But you'll also miss sleeping alone

Yes.

1. Your different schedules may become a problem

When ur trying to sleep but they have to get ready for work earlier than you...

1. You'll talk about boring things like housework

And cleaning up after them...

1. You'll also have some awkward chats about money

Like why you're paying for everything even when they work too.

1. You will have sex less, not more

Not at first, but eventually...

1. It's nice having someone to wake up to every morning

Unless they're still mad at you about something, or sick.

1. You can't just have people round whenever you want like you used to

Who the hell wants people around?

1. You'll learn about their spending habits

When they don't pay rent and want to go out to eat all the time.

1. Your decorating game will improve

Your stuff will find its way into boxes where it can't be seen...

1. You'll need to be aware of each other's mental health

Or they'll misinterpret your malfunctioning brain as deliberate and take offense.

1. You'll learn when you should be together — and apart

You shouldn't live together and should stay apart until date nights.

1. Learning to communicate better

In order to divide your stuff after breaking up.

1. You will get on each other's nerves sometimes

Which is why you're breaking up.

1. Spontaneity will become your favourite word

Because you'll forget what it's like.