I want to know what it's like to have my asshole licked (f)

You would probably enjoy it, just be kind to your partner and prepare your site before hand... asking someone to suck on your starfish without some prepatory work is, well, just kinda rude. Some simple steps are

1 - clean out your ass.
Got that ass to Walgreens Use 2 fleet enemas, 10 bucks Get that ass squeaky clean in the shower, that means clean it inside and out with soap, water, your fingers. Get in there, and do it good. No guy or gal wants your turdlets in his/her mouth. Poopin starfish do not taste good. Great way to not get your salad tossed a 2nd time too.

Shave that entrance. Like really good. Like you are going in for a colonoscopy. Shavvvvee it. Hell, get down and get it waxxed if you just can't stomach doing it yourself. Don't forget to get some A&D for yourself later. Yep, butt paste for hair regrowth, you can thank me later for that tidbit of advice. Next, dental friggin dam. Use it. Lube 1 side, dam, and tongue on the other side. Having just fisted someone in the ass with a oster vibrator and a dental dam while co-fisting her with my other hand in her vag, I can tell you I was THRILLED to not have to put up with any mess.

Next point of advice, god why do I even have to say this... DO FUCKING NOT DOUBLE FUCKING DIP. Ass is for ass. Puss is for puss. Thou Shalt Not Swap! Just because they are by each other, they are NOT a 2 lane road. They are Two Separate One Way Roads, and on one you are going the correct direction and on the other you just entered the freeway offramp, you are going to fuck up enough shit (tee hee) doing that, you don't need to go causing collateral damage to the innocent civilians in Vagville. Before, during, and after... Mouthwash. Enjoy Listerine, like you have never enjoyed it before. A full bottle should do, that 64 oz one.

And for you, the giver... lick it, breathe on it, touch it, penetrate it, kiss it, fuck it, fist it, probe it, stretch it, double penetrate it, rub that inner lining between ass and puss on the inside, use a vibrator and a dildo, slap that ass while you explore the inner depts of that starfish. You are Jaque Assteau, inrepid explorer of the depth of the Underass. Dive in, and find hidden treasure. Resurface for air periodically... and folks, you remember those fish in the adult porn stores at the front desk, those are not pets that the store thougt would be cute to keep up front. Sorry to burst your bubble... so have fun with that if you are into that sort of thing.

Cheers buttwarriors, may your ass-ventures be enjoyable. And please, for gods sake, use the fucking dental dam.

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