What makes you realize you are getting old?

"Blogger" now being treated like an actual occupation.

"– So, what do you work with?"

"– Oh, I'm a blogger, but I like to think of myself as more of a writer."

"– Interesting. So, do you write deep and profound thoughts that deals with intricate issues about the modern world we live in, about controversial politics, insightful philosophical thoughts, or..? And I'm guessing you have some sort of higher education too, that somehow relates to what you work with, am I on to something? I'm guessing you are in a pretty decent position here as far as being influential goes."

"– No, I basically just write about "daily outfits" and make-up, and how much I hate certain celebrities. Then I'll use the massive ad revenue I get to pump my body full of chemicals and weird objects that doesn't quite fit my body because my parents never said they loved me. And later I'll post another selfie of my orange me and my new wonky melon tits and write a post about how young girls should totally go their own ways and "be natural", and not do what I am currently doing, – even though I am right, and other bloggers are just wrong. But those girls never listen, which means my fan base is always growing, and so is my fortune. I'm basically just a dumb as shit, superficial person who couldn't find Russia on a map if someone pointed a gun to my head, who happened to hit the jackpot as far as occupations goes. And if someone decides to 'call me out', I'll just play the ol' victim card. – It's soo easy."

"..I..I'm afraid I must tell you to go fuck yourself with a hammer at this point, and then ask someone to just give you a fucking hug. The world doesn't need more people like you."

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